I met Emma Thompson this time last week. HAVE I MENTIONED IT? As a result, my desire to be her has grown to sick and disturbing proportions. I have a relationship with Emma Thompson based on admiration and lust, with that pulse accelerating pinch of jealousy that comes from knowing she IS the close gal-pal […]
I do like myself a social network, it’s cos I don’t like actual human contact see!* I could Facebook, Twitter and Goodreads myself into next week given half a chance. I am, however, struggling a bit with Pinterest. Initially I struggled with the name and for weeks my internal monologue kept urging me to sign-up […]
I like to think I’m pretty OK at my job. Once I’m able to stop crying I think I do an alright job at looking stuff up on the computeoid and then going to the place where it is. In the last week my skills have taken on an almost God-like power. I just need […]
It has oft been said by those that have been gifted by my friendship for many years, and noted by those just commencing their journey with me that I “think too much”. “You think too much…” they will say, as the soggy end of the half dunked biscuit they have left neglected during my diatribe […]
There are a lot of blogs bobbing around on the internet about regrets; lists of ill-advised fashion choices, tattoos and missed career opportunities. There are endless stories about girls who didn’t pluck up the courage to ask you out for coffee or guys who didn’t ask you to see Paranormal Activity 3 with them. Most […]
My latest for LoveScene Magazine Marc Jacobs’ Dakota Fanning ad Banned
As some of you will have read in a previous post, a month or so ago (time has turned into porridge) I suffered a miscarriage. It was the most harrowing, life defining and almighty event that has happened to me. If it wasn’t for the love and support of the friends that rallied around me […]
Today, in a parallel universe, there is another me getting up with butterflies in her tummy. She is pulling on the biggest pair of pants she can find and the only jeans that now fit her. These are the same jeans she has been wearing every day for about two weeks, she is scared to […]
…And this is just one of the things the internet is wonderful for. It is also wonderful, however, at turning us all into self-absorbed lunatics. Social networks are where I go to bore people I love and people I don’t even know with the songs I’ve been listening to this week, or share pictures of […]
I’ll admit it, I have a *thing* about dead people. And more precisely dead people who killed themselves. Right, that’s probably not the best non-off putting blog intro I could I have written. Let me make it very clear, im not a morbid person, nor do I listen to My Chemical Romance or whoever an […]
